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30-sayings:you stay hydrated, random body parts unexpectedly hurt,you feel older and wider, you’re starting to go to more kid parties than adult parties,don’t worry you’re not getting old…you already are
40-sayings:you don’t need to drink to feel hungover,it’s all downhill from here,believe it or not one day this will actually seem young to you,you’re as much fun as two 20 year olds,upon joining you receive a complimentary mysterious ailment
50-sayings:now you can laugh,cough,and pee all at once,if you were a car you’d be considered an antique,your back goes out more than you do,if you haven’t grown up by now you don’t have to
60-sayings:elevators now play your favorite songs,3 words:senior citizen discount,getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot,you officially don’t care what other people think,you can tell the weather by your knee pain
70-sayings:you’re happy to be alive,happy hour is a nap,you being alive shows people that miracles actually can happen,you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to,you can now tell stories from the olden day's
